【甜甜花絮三则】

  【1】《甜甜花絮:as if you were a parent to parent parents》

 

 
 
Joke: as if you were a parent to parent parents 

Date: November 20, 2006 



大概睡眠不足,甜甜一起床就开始抱怨,数落完妈妈,又数落我。我批评道: 



"As if you were a parent to parent parents!" 



She instantly replied, "I can parent parents if I am Grand-parent" Tanya always enjoys this type of word games. 



"Yes, but you are not." 



"Well, I MAY parent parents if I pretend to be Grand-parent." 



"That's called pseudo-parenting" 



"What is pseudo-parenting?" 



"Pseudo-parenting is parenting when you fake a parent." 



"You got me, Dad." she smiled. As a result, she stopped "parenting". 



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【2】
 
《甜甜花絮:my dad is the the clueless of all》

甜甜:of all people in the world my dad is the clueless of all 
Date: August 05, 2006 

For example: my dad once used lotion and thought it was toothpaste. Another time when he went to get his hair dyed something went seriously wrong cause my dad's hair turned dark red, I called him Red Haired the Weirdo clown until his dye wore off. 

One day I went with my dad to go look at fireworks near my house, unfortunaly, my dad forgot to wear a suit, and he went out wearing a 背心和短裤. Good thing is he is my dad though clumsy he's my dad. 

Who cares anyway I'm silly too. People keep saying I laugh like I hiccup. 

Once at school when I came out of the bathroom my teacher and all my classmates were laughing at me because some toilet paper got stuck to my pants, so it looked like I grew a paper tail. That was my WORST NIGHTMARE. 

I only gave you these storys to make you laugh until you forgot how to argue. 

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do a PhD while waiting 
Date: December 09, 2006 

说到等待,every time we go out,Tanya and I always wait in the car for LingDao who never seems to come down. 

Tanya is always kidding, "Dad, we had better do a PhD while waiting". 

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立委洗脑功夫不错啊 (39578) 
Posted by: 吴礼 
Date: December 09, 2006 03:50PM 

那句话怎么像是跟你学来的? 
 

【3】

 

 

Date: January 07, 2007 09:31AM

有女万事足。Parenting 是人生很有意思的经历。其实孩子成长有很多花絮,时不时让人惊讶,有时候工作忙忘了随手记录下来,就随风飘散了。 

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a small chat between Tanya and me 

Date: November 06, 2006 

Yesterday, Tanya complimented Mom, as usual, by saying, 

“I got my smartness and beauty from Mom, and the sense of fashion and jewelry, too.” 

“What did you get from me,” I asked. 

“A lot”, Tanya blinked and made a face to me, continuing, 

“Absent-mindedness, 
laziness, 
Obsession to electronics and computer, 
Beaver teeth, 
Big feet, so big that I could hardly find beautiful shoes for. 
And I got glasses from you too!” 

“Anything good? How about my sense of humor?” 

“Yeh, you call it sense of humor, others consider me as silly who often laughs as hiccups.” 

She lowered down the voice and whispered into my ear: 

“Don’t tell Mom, but I got bad temper from both you guys. And my oversensitivity and timidity from Mom” 
 



 

 

 

 

 

评论

有女万事足, 让我很嫉妒!  

有女万事足, 让我很嫉妒!

 

女儿真是爸爸的第二情人!

女儿真是爸爸的第二情人!

我很羡慕你。长大了,谁牛得过你啊 echo

我很羡慕你。长大了,谁牛得过你啊

echo wrote:

有女万事足, 让我很嫉妒!

 

这个女儿甜甜是爸爸心里的甜甜。看出来,立委是全世界有女儿的

这个女儿甜甜是爸爸心里的甜甜。看出来,立委是全世界有女儿的爸爸中最幸福的。

 这个小可爱这么小就把爸爸哄得团团转,再大一点,

 这个小可爱这么小就把爸爸哄得团团转,再大一点, 老爸就要好好学跳三人舞。

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